How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
