I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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