and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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