What a fucking waste of an outfit
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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