Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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