yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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