i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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