we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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