Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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