we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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