Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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