i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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