hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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