Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
