But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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