I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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