That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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