gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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