This dress was meant to end up on your floor
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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