he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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