Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
