I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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