remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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