toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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