2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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