Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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