so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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