party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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