Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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