apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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