she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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