White coat. Heels.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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