So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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