Plan B is the new Plan A
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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