i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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