I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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