That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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