So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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