Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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