im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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