The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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