He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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