Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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