Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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