Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
