I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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