We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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