Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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