what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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