Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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