My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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