your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Two words: nipple clamps
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