none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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